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Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

Who the fuck is the groom? Who cares, amirite! This is all about you. You’ve been dreaming about this day since you were a little girl, right? RIGHT? You haven’t? Shit. Start over again,

I sat obediently in her chair atop four ancient copies of the Yellow Pages. Crossing my fingers, I prayed Catholic schoolgirl prayers.

The Obama administration has been famously successful at

Including: public transit inversion pose and heart-opening "shut up, mom" pose.

Who stole all the Post-its and Xanax and Bengay?

Guys, let's review some of the reasons that woman you've never met might not feel like chatting, shall we?

If the news headlines are to be believed, Hillary announcing her presidency is the official beginning of a harrowing apocalypse.