Joni Edelman

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Let's get to it—a primer on The Sex.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.