Relationships

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4 Reasons Why The "Elite" League Dating App Would Never Accept Me

I'm pretty sure I sat in dried urine on MUNI the other day, and the last person I texted is a porn star. Looks like it's Tinder for me!

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The Virtues Of A Lazy Marriage

Lower your standards, live in moderate amounts of filth, and go to bed early. The cat will thank you.

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How Travel Saved My Love Life

It’s amazing that I could learn more about the flawed inner workings of my love life in a weekend than in 10 years of dating.

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HeadSpaces: Help! I've Never Had An Orgasm

I’m a 28-year-old women who’s had enough sexual encounters to really start to worry about never having had an orgasm. What’s wrong with me?! Can you help?

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How To Keep Everyone At Arm’s Length And Never Enjoy An Authentic Human Connection: An Essential Guide

If you're trying to avoid a balanced life filled with real connections with others, I'm here to let you know—you too can realize this fantasy!

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Should Condoms Be Handed Out In Prison?

Because sex behind bars happens, you guys.

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Your Guide To Non-Oppressive BDSM

I wanted to create guidelines for myself about how to navigate non-oppressive BDSM that I hope would be helpful for other marginalized subs.

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