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Big Bad Choice Words: Salon Calls Nicki Minaj's Rant "Savage" 

"The look on Miley's face during Nicki Minaj's savage, expletive-laden rant says it all," Salon tweeted the day after the VMAs. Less than 140 characters, but still enough to link a black woman to a longstanding racial slur.

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Study Finds That You're Probably Eating Horse and Beaver

In case ground meat wasn't sketchy enough, a new study by Chapman University found that as much as twenty percent of specialty ground meats are mislabeled –– and many include ground horse and even beaver.

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Car Thief Gets Her Booty Shaking. I Mean, Who DOESN'T Like Drake?

In today's WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY news, lady steals car.

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Target To Open Its First Store WITH A BAR

A Target spokesperson has confirmed that a Chicago neighborhood will soon be the lucky recipient of a brand spanking new Target –– complete with a BAR. That has ALCOHOL.

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Wal-Mart Stopped Caring About Your Gun Rights

Wal-Mart, home to broken dreams, poor fashion choices, and a whole lot of guns.

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Breaking News: The Women Of Ashley Madison DON'T EXIST

My best guess is Ashley Madison has a team of brilliant scientists huddled in a dark room, pretending to be sexy desperate females, luring men in with huge boobs, receiving dick pics, pretending to be interested, and then shunning them when things get weird (which is pretty much immediately).

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Happy National Dog Day (Yes, It's A Thing)

Woof!

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Dedicated Cognac Fan Drinks ENTIRE BOTTLE Prior To Boarding Her Flight To Drunkentown

To be fair, it was $180 bottle of booze, and what are you going to do with $180 bottle of booze besides drink it?

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