In today's WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY news, lady steals car. NO, that's not the news — though I'm presuming, and this is just conjecture, that most cars aren't stolen by women (except that one time in Black Moon Rising, when Linda Hamilton stole a futuristic super-fast car and then had sex with Tommy Lee Jones [yeah, that happened]).
Don't watch that. It's awful. In fact don't watch that movie at all. Unless you want to see Tommy Lee Jones' naked butt (in which care, get thee to Hulu).
Anyway, so Linda Hamilton, I mean this random lady, steals car. A pursuit ensues. She surrenders. But not before getting her booty shake on.
(Video courtesy ABC 7 LA)
OK, I don't know if she actually stole this car, but what I do know? Girlfriend can shake it. Also she's probably (definitely) either A. Intoxicated or B. Intoxicated.
And for your Friday enjoyment . . . or something: Drake, "Where Ya At" (in this case, YA AT the street, in your basketball shorts, gettin' it).
