donald trump

Hello, Americans. Another Wednesday morning, another nightmare day after Tuesday voting. What happened last night? Donald Trump won three out of four states.

OK, folks, it’s possible that Trump has finally crossed the line.

THEY THINK SLAVERY WAS A GOOD THING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Last night, Fox News hosted the final Republican debate before Iowa caucus goers cast their votes on Monday. Donald Trump, refusing to participate if Megyn Kelly was debate moderator, skipped the event. He instead held his own rally across town, scheduling his speech to coincide with the start of the Fox debate.

BREAKING NEWS –– or maybe epic flashback? I don’t know what to call this exactly.

Last night the Fox Business Network hosted a debate amongst the 2016 Presidential Republican candidates. Just writing that feels like déjà vu – this would be the 6th debate thus far. And think! Only six more to go!

Someone yelled out a racist comment, and Trump said, “Hey, I can’t say it, but he can.”

One White House staffer took off his gloves, shredded them, and lit their tattered remains on fire when he told reporters that Trump's comments "disqualified him" from the presidency and that his candidacy will soon be relegated to the "dustbin of history."