Style + Beauty

Why, when I'm cool with being a salt-and-pepper chick, does it so clearly unnerve others?

The customer is always right but they are not always sane. The customer is always right but they are not always sane.

Dear bikini manufacturers: Not all short, curvy women want to channel their inner Marilyn Monroe.

The enchantress is there, waiting patiently under layers of numbered dyes.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

These things could never happen. But WHAT IF THEY DID?

When I felt a familiar wave of insecurity creeping up and threatening to mute my movements, I looked to you for inspiration, and I danced even bigger.

They start dark and unruly at the inner corners, then turn blonde about half way through and form the vague shape of a balding, albino caterpillar.