weddings

Yep. It's as weird as it sounds.

Weddings can be anxiety-inducing and filled with dread for those of us that don’t drink. Attending weddings as a sober person can often feel lonely and about as fun as having dental work without novocain.

Don’t: Overindulge at the free bar. Open bars can be a recipe for disaster if abused.

Who the fuck is the groom? Who cares, amirite! This is all about you. You’ve been dreaming about this day since you were a little girl, right? RIGHT? You haven’t? Shit. Start over again,

The wedding industrial complex is doing everything in its power to convince me I need to lose weight. And it's taking every ounce of self-will to not let it.

At what point did we decide that we can't have adventure, career success and liberation...but with a ring on it?

I know I know.