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If you’re unsure of your favorite, take a look at the shades dominating your closet, the common color found in your accent pillows and decor, the paint on your walls, perhaps the car in your driveway. These can be helpful hints, but your favorite color could also just be what you’re generally drawn to out in the world.

I've noticed that some moms include some pretty wild descriptors on their Twitter profiles. While some are out-there and some are just plain boring, reading them has left me scratching my head, wondering that they would waste their 140 characters on these terms.

'90s icon. Mom. Actress. Still rocking the glasses look.

scarf virtuoso. entrepreneur. bjork fan.

accidental movie star. founder of crankytown. wannabe villain.

author. lover. fighter.

raunchy renaissance woman. multimedia artist. probably a slut.

sommelier. noser. author. roxane gay fan.