military

Babies are born. People die. Birthdays and anniversaries and Christmas all happen, and our military folks miss it all.

What trans people are — unfortunately — is a handy punching bag for a wildly unpopular president. This man with his approval rating hovering under 40%, with his family under scrutiny for shady financial and political dealings, with his entire policy agenda — such as it is, considering he knows fuckall about policy — in jeopardy due to grassroots opposition to it, this man is flailing around looking for a distraction.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

The military wants in on the disappearing magic of cephalopods.

One navy bomb site in the middle of forested Florida takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Sergeant Gregory McQueen is facing a court-martial for 21 criminal charges.

He made bank in office! Tea Partiers today would hate him! He was sick (in the bad way)! And other strange facts about our nation's first president.

Sub life is all about rules. Luckily, those rules can be hilarious.