Mariah Carey

In this era of constant self-examination, introspection, and Buzzfeed quizzes, this fact certainly brings up an important question. Which version of the song are you: original or (Extra Festive)?! Wonder no more, my friend. Take this handy quiz to find out!

Sex and bodies don't clarify gender; they confuse the issue.

Mariah is 45. Nick is 33. Did this difference play a role in the unraveling of a once-golden couple?

People who like casual sex aren't actually deranged freaks. Is it time to stop judging no-strings-attached lovers?

"No way you're never gonna shake me"? "You can't escape me"? Cool it, Mariah. You're kind of scaring us.