Gwyneth Paltrow

Have you ever wanted to have sex like Gwyneth Paltrow? Me neither, but she has finally turned her attention — and the latest issue of Goop — to telling us all about sex in the Paltrow-verse. I rushed right over and read it so you don’t have to.

Like Gwyneth, I’m a mom of two kids, so I’m kind of hung up on the fact that she has the time to take a whole bath every night. I usually only manage to squeeze in a prison shower after the kids are in bed and before I collapse, so this brush-and-bathe routine is really amazing to me.

“At the end of the day, I’m a mom,” said Paltrow. She touched on her relationship with her ex and “co-parenting through a divorce,” stating, “Our children are our priority. Our values are around family.”

Gwyneth's attempt to eat on a food stamp budget failed to take into account the reality of living in poverty.

Her new sexy commercial campaign makes us miss Actress Gwyneth.

Tabs feed so many myths about consensual non-monogamy, it's hard to keep them straight.

A couple has broken up. It happens. Get over it.

Our desire to see the hated Gwynnie fall from grace is pathological and dangerous.