comedy

But how is ABC going to do away with Roseanne? You can see it tonight for the big reveal, or you can come along with me for speculation now.

News flash: things are super messed up in our country (and the world) right now, and sometimes that fact can become entirely too much to handle.

My swimsuit phobia started in middle school — that breeding ground of body shame and fear. One minute I’m a kid excitedly putting on my pink two-piece and running into the ocean, the next, I’m avoiding any place where people are known to live in their swimsuits and I might be forced to wear one.

[CN: diets, not eating (both satirical)] So, you’ve tried every diet out there. You are fed up — and often barely fed at all. The South Beach Diet, The North Pole Diet, The Atkins Diet, The Fatkins Diet, Weight Watchers, Weight Ignorers… The list is as long as your droopy face.

Brooke knows a lot about trying new things. It's kind of her whole job.

Is laughter the best medicine?

What if women ran Hollywood instead of the male-dominated executives that run it right now? We'd likely get less Megan Fox and more Margaret Cho.

A man from Jacksonville, Florida (duh) reportedly turns himself into police for killing his — wait for it — imaginary friend, Mr. Happy.