Style + Beauty

In these dog days of summer, it's hard to get by without a bikini. What do you do if you want to look hot, but keep covered? Here are 5 figure-flattering options.

Dear Winona,

"While ample cleavage comes in handy for filling out sundresses and storing cracker crumbs for later, it presents a professional dressing challenge that’s annoying and a little unfair ... "

Oh my god check out those shoes. Those are uuuuugly! They look like a lizard swallowed a horse hoof and then molted. Not cute

How are you supposed to get in it without pulling a muscle or taking a class that teaches the fine art of contortionism?

I’ve always hated shopping for dresses in general (I’m seriously supposed to track down one garment that fits properly on my chest, waist, arms, and hips simultaneously?), and finding the right thing to wear to a wedding is always tricky (do they really mean casual?).

I ask myself these questions every time I’m considering a purchase, and if the answer to any of them is “no,” I put it back on the rack.

Wrinkles or lifelines? Chunky or curvaceous? The choice is yours.