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George Michael Bluth by day, indie musician by night. Courtesy of Wikimedia

Michael Cera Wrote an Album That's Awesome. Guess Which Celebrities Didn't

Compared with other celebrity attempts at "music," Michael Cera is a god.

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Premature Ejaculation is All in His Head

While there's manual to the minds of the sexes, new research about premature ejaculation has shed some new light on this blush-inducing conundrum.

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Wow, it's almost like she's a real girl with real feelings. Who knew? (Credit: Facebook)

Is Taylor Swift Gay? It's None of Our Business

According to gossip-mongers, Swift may be involved with model Karlie Kloss. BS or not, whatever happened to privacy in the bedroom?

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Smell the Glov: New Sex Toy Could Revolutionize Efficient Masturbation

All your self-love could be causing carpal tunnel syndrome. Glov is here to change all that.

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Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book Reminds Us that She is a Porn Star

352 pages of Kim Kardashian selfies will be coming to a store near you. Listen closely as all the trees cry.

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Sex Toy Jewelry? Yes, Please

From leather cuff bracelets to a vibrator necklace, Crave's jewelry line has us hot and bothered.

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The Penis Pedometer "SexFit" is About to Hit the Market, But Where's Our Vagina Tracker?

Meet SexFit: the vibrating cock ring that records your sex stats, then allows you to share them with friends.

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Hey Kids! Stop Sexting with this Handy New App

D.A.R.E. to keep kids off dick-pics. Just say no, teens, just say no.

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