estrogen
Turns out Captain Whinypant's feigned misery might be rooted in science.
Read......I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”
Read...Without sufficient estrogen in your body, you begin growing a crop of course hair on your chin. If you are as lucky as I am, they are PITCH BLACK!
Read...Being a little bit chubby is better than being a lot dead.
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