California

Of all the world's woes, few are as tragic as this one. Brace yourselves, friends.

Because sex behind bars happens, you guys.

Drones, the Orwellian fixture of modern times, are no longer available for your secretive drug transportation. 

Spotted at: 4th Street, Berkeley

Why are so many well-established media types coming down against a law designed to curb campus sexual assault?

Spotted at: Eat Real Festival, Oakland, CA

Spotted on: Broadway in Oakland, CA

Spotted: at Taylor Maid Farms in Sebastopol, CA