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Our president is having a hissy fit over football players kneeling in protest, meanwhile people in Puerto Rico don’t even have water.

I mean, if you're in the Path of Totality, it goes dark. If you live where I do, it just looked a bit like a storm was brewing.

The point of the "covfefe" explosion is that if the media doesn’t stop flying off the wall every time Trump does or says something ludicrous, then we’ll just keep sucking the oxygen out of the stories that matter.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

Come, fervent readers of smart, witty blogs.

In respecting Janelle Monae’s rejection of male attention, we must also respect her rejection of queer attention.

We've long known that J.K.

Also this week: Scotland's first female prime minister continues to kill it, and Hillary takes on anti-vaxxers.