Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.
In which we lament the loss of a fabulously frumpy pair.
It doesn't take a mathematician to determine our culture is seriously messed up for (consistently) promoting this (totally) awful performer.
Mariah is 45. Nick is 33. Did this difference play a role in the unraveling of a once-golden couple?
![The end of Brangelina (Image Credit: Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons)](/sites/default/files/styles/profile/public/images/article/2019-05/Angelina_Jolie_Brad_Pitt_Cannes.jpg?itok=owghK6hm "The end of Brangelina (Image Credit: Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons)")
