Paris Hilton

A low opinion of my character should not translate to assuming I would lie about abuse, or that I somehow deserved abuse.

Compared with other celebrity attempts at "music," Michael Cera is a god.

There are better ways to appease the masses and counter public humiliation than by writing lengthy diatribes in Vanity Fair.

No one likes a liar. In the case of faux sex tape leakings—most recently Mimi Faust of Love & Hip-Hop—these famous fibbers are causing more harm than the average lil' white lie. If you want to make porn, just make porn.