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I never imagined myself being anyone’s wife so I grieved for my single life when I got married. I began to secretly long for the life I’d left behind.

Do you remember that incredibly awkward feeling you’d get during childhood when you went over to a friend’s house for dinner and their parents started arguing? This was like that — only your dick is out and you got caught having sex with one of the parents.

Sure, we're very compatible as a couple. We share the same political views, sense of humor, and even religion. But when it comes to sleeping under the same blanket, we're like the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries of the marital bed. I'm a light sleeper, so anything I make contact with other than the sheets is going to wake me up, such as my husband's ice cold feet. He thinks it's adorable to use my warm legs as heating pads for his cold-as-death limbs.

One word, one big controversy.

Happy birthday to the wild Wilde!

George Bluth Sr. stars as a trans woman. So. Much. Yes.

No really. Christian Fitness Swingers is a thing.

More than half of Americans over the age of 16 are unmarried. Here are some theories why we're all waiting on—or forgoing—the church bells.