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In today's I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE I HAVE TO WRITE THIS news: Taylor Swift, her ass, and a Colorado DJ.

No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.

Dr. Luke is being accused of sexually assaulting Kesha and encouraging her eating disorder. What a peach.

Answer: According to this video? It would be hilarious.

Let's stop attacking a loving mother, and start focusing on the real issue at hand.

We'll solve any crime by dinner time.

Our favorite orange-hued politician, John Boehner, has released a draft resolution authorizing the House to sue Obama.

How many men can we offer up on this altar for our amusement, sports drink endorsements and cold hard cash?