Can't sleep?
Kids acting like banshees?
Increase in crime rate?
ER to capacity?
According to that fateful day in October, the vision of my pending 21st was a deafeningly loud, "I don't think so." Clad in pastel.
As the story goes, the moon—which preceded the formation of Earth—wanted, very generously, to give mankind the gift of immortality upon its birth.
Dear BFFLs:
