Fashion

Two H&M subsidiaries have opened on U.S. soil. I, for one, won't be first in line.

Spotted at: Ferry Building, SF

Tights: my biggest can't live-with-them-can't-live-without-them winter nemesis.

Spotted at: Temescal, Oakland

Spotted at: Union Square, SF

Slavic, a 55-year-old homeless man, is the talk of the fashion world. But can we look him in the eye?

Spotted: near Union Square, SF

Here's a selection of unpractical, tiresome trends you should not be striving to secure.