doctor

Pediatrician by day, blogger by night.

"Germs are everywhere. Arm yourself with either a bottle of hand sanitizer or, to be extra safe, just straight bleach."

As the great Billy Shakespeare once wrote, "To contact aliens, or not to contact aliens? That is the question." 

I'm pretty sure I sat in dried urine on MUNI the other day, and the last person I texted is a porn star. Looks like it's Tinder for me!

Sometimes, sex-ed just isn't enough.

believer in a holistic approach. tech-medicine pioneer. pro-mindfulness.

Answer: According to this video? It would be hilarious.

Allow us to introduce you to a smattering of unsavory characters whose stunning acts of self-preservation made serious waves the 19th and 20th centuries.