Contest

Most dog owners will go on at length about how cute their dogs are. Not so, Jason Wurtz of Encinco, CA. Mr. Wurtz, in fact, went the polar opposite route by leading his dog to victory in the 2016 World’s Ugliest Dog contest.

What would you do for $10,000? Think about that for a second. You could travel the world. You could buy, like, half of a (cheap) car.

Pornhub has a record label. Line forms to the left, folks.