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This Week in Hillary-World: Hills Battles Sharks...And Wins!

Critics spent the week sniffing for blood, but failed to come up with a scandal that bites.

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Justice (Soft)Served: Pinkberry Co-Founder Sentenced to 7 Years for Beating a Homeless Man

Pinkberry's founder is sentenced to seven years in prison for beating a homeless man. Yogurt lovers (and human lovers) rejoice!

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Weird+Wonderful+WTF: Pi Day! Two-Headed Baby! 'Wikipedian' is Totally a Real Harvard Job!

We scout out the day's weirdest news so you don't have to.

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High on History: Missing Malaysia Flight Conjures Ghosts of Crashes Past

The missing Malaysia Flight 370 is all over the 24/7 news cycle. Lest we forget the oldies, here are four more prominent crashes.

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Shocker! Congress Shows Bipartisan Support of Two Reasonable Bills

Broad bipartisanship in congress seems like a thing of yesteryear.

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Results Are In: 100% of North Koreans Effing Love Their Supreme Leader

The time has come again for us to congratulate Kim Jong-un for his unanimous election as supreme leader of North Korea—and with nearly

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5 Celebrity Rejection Letters Guaranteed to Make You Feel Better about Your Own Life

Rejection is regrettably a constant part of life. And it’s hard not to internalize it as a denouncement of your entire being.

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Indian Sculpture Garden Offers Spritual Enlightenment, Haunts Your Dreams

India—the land of Buddha, karma, meditation, and all kinds of Western infatuation.

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