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Rogue Bison Herd Wreaks Havoc in Grand Canyon

Devilish buffalo are taking no prisoners as they run amok on national parkland. Should the beasts be allowed to stay?

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How George W. Bush Painted his Way to a Less Blood-stained Legacy

Dubya's paintings are sweetly innocent and kind of adorable. But let's not forget that his presidency was anything but.

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Banned Scientology Exposé Will Finally Be Published After 27 Years! 

The Church of Scientology blocked the book before, but now a brave publisher is laying the goods on us censorship-hating Americans. Let’s remember some of the book’s greatest, soon-to-be sensations.

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Want to Write to Aliens? Have We Got the Mailbox for You!

A mailbox just outside Nevada’s infamous Area 51 is dedicated to alien use, after a rancher had it up to here with harassment of his own mailbox.

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This Week in Hillary-World: Double Standards, Pussy Riot and the Female Plight

Hillary has proven, yet again, that we desperately need a female truth-teller in power.

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FBI Artifact Raid in Indiana Proves Midwesterners Can be Sophisticated Too

Cultural pieces expert “overwhelmed” by 91-year-old Indianian's artifact collection. But it looks like the elderly man wasn’t looking for money—he just likes artifacts, gosh darnit.

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Chimp Champion Jane Goodall Celebrates 80th Birthday

The prominent primatologist was groundbreaking in natural science research, and in forging her place in the male-dominated ivory tower of the 1960s.

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Saudi Arabia Outdoes Itself: Decrees that Atheists are Terrorists

Amid concern that the Syrian conflict could inspire revolt, the Saudi monarch criminalizes non-belief.

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