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13-Year-Old Boy Confesses to Raping Sister, Blames it on XBOX Porn

In a chilling tale of disassociation and childhood depravity, an eight-year-old hailing from Blackburn, England has admitted to not only raping his

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Near Naked Sleepwalking Statue Stirs Campus Controversy

"Inappropriate and potentially traumatizing!" That's what some students

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Eye on the Prize: Miss Venezuela Surgery Obsessed, Sews Mesh to Tongue to Stop Eating

While Venezuelan women have long been on the societal radar of gasp-inducing passions for plastic surgery, a recent BBC 3 documentary, Extreme

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NBC, Are You Tough Enough for Sochi?

NBC secured the gig, but can they deliver the goods?

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Clay Aiken to Run For Congress, Forgoes Singing Stardom for Delusions of Political Grandeur

If you've been wondering what Clay Aiken's been up to these days – touring? guest starring? entering rehab for twerk-exhaustion?

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Is Football a Daft American Cult of Cavemen?

Now that the whole Super Bowl hullabaloo is over and the silent majority can stop pretending to care about the sport until football parties kickoff

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The Horror! Rat Hair Found in Cashmere Coats, The Universe Collectively Gags

Recently a year-long investigation resulted in the arrests of 14 suspect

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Ladies Home Journal 1911 Vision of 2011: No Mosquitoes, Flies, or Weaklings

Journalists, industry bigwigs, politicians, and academics alike love to toss out big, bold (and possibly fallacious!) predictions about future tren

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