The question of whether waking up to being auto-vibed would motivate anyone to do anything other than keep lying there and enjoying the moment is an open question.
Do you hate mornings? Is your alarm clock your worst enemy? Do you wish you could wake up with a smile? Do orgasms make your smile? Would you like a clitoris alarm clock that gives you an orgasm to wake you up? Then welcome The Little Rooster.
Yes, you can have one!
I know. It is a brave new world.
There is a product on the market called The Little Rooster that you tuck into your undies at night, and in the morning, it starts vibrating on your clitoris to wake you up.
The Little Rooster looks vaguely like a digital meat thermometer, only it’s pink and the “probe” is designed to rest on your clit. When you get to the magic hour on the clock, it begins to buzz you awake. It has 30 (!) different levels of vibration, and it slowly increases in intensity as you lie there. You can even hit snooze to get a little breather before starting all over again.
The question of whether waking up to being auto-vibed would motivate anyone to do anything other than keep lying there and enjoying the moment is an open question.
Now, this is not a cheap toy. Amazon has it listed for $99. But there's free shipping for Prime members, so you could start waking up to an orgasm in two business days. But the reviews are decidedly mixed. Seems like keeping it in place overnight is a bit tricky, since you’re just tucking it into your underwear. That might be less than comfy overnight or it might get dislodged.
But it could be your back-up method of waking up, maybe. Like, after you turn off your regular alarm you could tuck the Little Rooster in for a quick cock-a-doodle-do. (I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist.)
Sex toy innovation seems to be a boundless universe of opportunity, friends. I can’t wait to find out what they’ll think of next!
