Vanessa Bates Ramirez

I’d like nothing more than to hit a pause button and insert an extra five years just like this one into my life. Dating a younger man could be a perfect way to do that.

I don’t even like sharing a bowl of popcorn; why would I want to share a person?

As I stand there staring, I realize my mouth is actually watering — I’m a split second away from literally drooling over this guy.