Sarah Broussard Weaver lives in Portland, Oregon, with four loud perfect children and a great spouse. Her work has been published in Parents, Full Grown People, Literary Mama, and Hippocampus, among other publications. Find her at sbweaver.com.
“Introducing Nexsey! No more shall we hide our necks as we age!” Hold the phone, people. Something else to make us feel inadequate has been invented. It’s called Nexsey and it’s a piece of medical grade TAPE used to rein in neck wrinkles.