Michelle Rabil is a freelance writer and public relations consultant based in New York City. Her work has appeared on sites like Salon, Nerve.com and RoleReboot, among others. When not penning humor essays, she can be found writing website copy, speeches and press materials for Fortune 500 companies.
When she began sliding the spatula beneath one of my Aunt Jemimas, I got the picture. She tried lifting, smushing, and packing my boob together, much like you would eggs that are running all over the pan.