Dr. Emmeline Peaches is a writer, editor, and founder of the adult product review site, Emmeline Peaches Reviews. When not putting inanimate objects in to her body she is often busy working out, learning more about veganism, or tackling her inner demons. Emmeline has wrote for Elle and Cosmopolitan in the past. She has featured in a Channel 4 miniseries, where she mostly fondled lewd items. She also has a PhD in dogs (basically).
I didn't tell them there were four individuals in the rapidly sinking ship that was our polyamory relationship: myself, him, her, and my eating disorder.