David Volk is a Seattle-based former full-time stay-at-home dad of two children adopted from Vladivostok, Russia and current part-time humorist disguised as a mild-mannered retail technology sales person. When he and his wife aren’t busy chasing after their tween-agers, he specializes in writing about travel, food and business. He is the author of “The Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Seattle” and “The Tribe Has Spoken: Life Lessons from Reality TV.” He will write for food. www.davidvolk.com.