Joni Edelman

When I had my first child, I couldn't have prepared for the way it would make me feel.

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

4. A high school government class.

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."