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And you think you've had a rough day.

You've probably worried about someone stealing your car. Or snatching your laptop. Or running off with your iPhone.

Is there an explanation for this state of sushi-stuffed pants, meat heists, and face biting? Actually, yes.

Sometimes, sex-ed just isn't enough.

Good golly, Miss Molly!

We'll solve any crime by dinner time.

In today's not-so-sexy news, we have a woman getting arrested during some pant-less—and public!—sun salutations.

We scout out the latest weird news you don't have to.