jokes

"If you told me at 12 you could be plus-size and have a happy life, I would have thought you were insane. I want to change that mindset." - Jenny Zigrino

Critique devastates me. I never want to do anything wrong. When I believe I have done something wrong, I tend to avoid the situation or people involved indefinitely. Run somewhere where I can try again. Start from scratch.

It’s not okay to say racist things as long as the subject of our racism is not in ear shot.

It’s essentially Legends of the Hidden Temple for hapless adults stranded in a dime store Disneyland. And it's OK to chuckle.

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CoverGirl, supposedly for "female empowerment," sticks by its NFL beauty campaign. Photoshop to the rescue.