Carl's Jr.

In today's Fat Can't Possibly Be Sexy news: Lane Bryant. Network TV. Underwear. Fat Phobia.

At long last, a commercial that celebrates the outside-the-(TV)-box female form, and of course, in their historically misogynistic fashion, the networks won't air it.

What offends you, ABC? Is it my fat rolls? My cellulite? My body nourishing my infant? The space I occupy in general?