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Beyonce, the Queen Bey, just announced the birth of her one month old twins. Now parents all over are parodying the announcement. They do say that imitation is the highest form of flattery, right?

The first trimester is not normal. The first trimester is hell. The first trimester is vomiting in trash cans, falling asleep sitting up, sore breasts, perpetual nausea, hella strong food aversions, extreme mood swings, and crying because your partner ate your taco; all while not looking or feeling pregnant.

If the news headlines are to be believed, Hillary announcing her presidency is the official beginning of a harrowing apocalypse.

Also making headlines: Japan is welcoming five women to its cabinet, and Hillary has announced . . . when she may be announcing she's running.