It’s that time of year again. You’ve made your list, checked it twice and everyone on there is naughty—so you want to do something nice for them. While we’ve all received lingerie store gift cards (snooze), vibrators (don’t forget the extra batteries) and even lube (tastes just like candy canes!), these can feel as exciting as a stale fruitcake.
Here are some of our favorite sexy stocking stuffers that will bring a little extra excitement to you and yours.
Emily & Tony Aromatherapy Massage Candle
These candles can make an evening in a little naughtier—but unlike some other gifts on this list, they are also very discreet. While they look and smell like delicious everyday candles, the wax is actually massage oil, so after you burn it for a few minutes to liquefy . . . it’s time to get frisky. There are three scents available—Coco, Crème de Vanille and Fougere.
As for its illustrious creators, Emily is Dr. Emily Morse of the Sex With Emily podcast; Tony is Anthony (Tony) Sosnic, creator of the ever-popular men’s skincare line Anthony.
Soak Gift Set
This sultry gift set features Soak lingerie wash (a fragrant soap for all of your delicates that is both eco-friendly and rinse-free), Soak handmaid luxury creme, a Cosabella Lowrider thong and Essie Nailpolish. It is available in four scents/colors (acquae, yuzu, celebration and lacy), as well as a scentless version. There are also some slightly less X-rated gift sets on their website that are worth checking out.
Kiki De Montparnasse Gold Handcuffs
These 24K gold-dipped handcuffs are the perfect gift for anyone who likes to get tied up—and not just over the holiday season. Bonus: Giving this gift is like bestowing two presents, because the key comes on a beautiful necklace chain that can double as jewelry worn outside the bedroom.
Truth or Dare Pick-A-Stick
It’s everyone’s favorite middle school game—all grown up. This little box has 100 sticks, each with its own troublesome truth or hot dare. A perfect game to play with your partner or partners, it’s the go-to gift for swinger friends and polyamorous couples. Imagine the possibilities you can have staying in and playing this game all night long . . .
Oyster of The Month Club Membership
Oysters: the aphrodisiac gift from the sea. What better present for your sexy seafood lover than a membership to the oyster of the month club? This membership gets you a sampling of oysters from both the east and west coasts.
Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace
Remember that episode of Sex & The City where Miranda’s cleaning lady finds her vibrator? Save yourself from a similar awkward situation by buying a Crave Vesper Vibrator for yourself this holiday season. It looks like an interesting statement necklace—but it does a whole lot more. You can even have it customized with your own message. Plus, in case you were wondering, it is USB chargeable.
53 Sex Positions Cards
Want to spice things up? This deck of cards features, as the name implies, 53 different positions to add variety to the bedroom. Think of all the games you can play this season and beyond. Remember: There are only 52 weeks in a year. Just saying . . .
Tobacco Vanille by Tom Ford
This is a very seductive unisex scent that pretty much makes the person wearing it irresistible. Seriously, spray this on and prepare for some intense smooching . . . and more.
Taschen Little Books
Any one of the little books in Taschen’s series will get you a big thank you (interpret that how you will). All three—The Little Book of Pussy, The Little Book of Big Penis and The Little Book of Legs—feature classic photography of sexy body parts, making them ideal for the coffee table (or maybe nightstand). Why not buy the whole set?
