Oh, heading off to China on a business trip? Better make sure to rent to car, book a hotel, schedule some sight-seeing trips and rent a boyfriend.
What?!
Yeah, ya know, to make your dining excursions more enjoyable. Who likes to eat alone?!
You can really do that??
Yup. You sure can, but we sure don’t recommend it!
That's right, for just $264 (or 1,500 yuan) blogger Melanie Lee was able to tour the city of Hangzhou alongside her rent-a-boy. Physical contact isn’t part of the agreement (come on, it’s a first date!), but the two had a lot to talk about. But despite the conversation (and the cost), Melanie found her date rather “distant.”
And you know what? From a business perspective — that sucks. She shells out the dough, and a b*tch wants the product she ordered. AmIright?!
Ohhh, snap! See what we did there?
People aren’t products! Sometimes you feel a spark, other times you don’t. And that mojo magic ain't just with dates — this also occurs when making friends.
Furry friends that is!
If you’re really craving companionship and the glory of a one-sided conversation, rent a puppy people! Or, just adopt one. Or borrow one. Whatever works. You can cuddle, run, play fetch, and make your friends jealous all at once! Even better, you could use the puppy as bait to talk to people. Word on the street is that puppies make the best wingwomen on earth! Also, petting puppy fur releases your happy hormone (oxytocin) so you’ll be in a stellar mood when you’re out perusing the sensational singles out on the town.
Just please just don’t rent a stand in sweetie!
Image: courtesy of Wikipedia
